Barry Loser: Worst school trip EVER by Jim Smith

Author:Jim Smith [Smith, Jim]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Egmont

‘So let me get this straight, Loser,’ burped Darren. ‘You reckon you’re gonna be the next Future Ratboy?’

‘I never said I was definitely going to take over,’ I said. ‘But they’ve got to replace Michael J Socks with SOMEBODY, haven’t they? And I don’t see why it shouldn’t be me.’

‘But what about the Curse of Ratboy?’ asked Bunky. ‘Aren’t you scared?’

‘That stupid curse doesn’t bother me, Not Bird!’ I boomed, doing my best Future Ratboy voice.

‘Blimey Bazza, you’d better work on your Ratboy voice if you wanna get that part,’ chuckled Sharonella.

Bunky took a deep breath. ‘Nice try though, Loser!’ he boomed in HIS Future Ratboy voice.

‘Wowzoids, that was like Future Ratboy was actukeely here in the room with us!’ said Shazza, clapping her hands. I looked up and saw the security guard’s long legs striding towards us.

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